Each week, we explore unique solutions to some of the world's biggest problems. You know, you look like a queer. JUDGE: Well, youve got two choices. Over at Gawker, Hudson Hongo highlights the amazing exchanges between Judge Bryant Durham and defendant Denver Allen, who stands accused of beating fellow jail inmate Stephen Rudolph Nalley to death. Knitting, perhaps? Support our mission, and make a gift today. ALLEN: Ill make sure the next time I I come to court, Ill pull it out and jack on you. You reckon if I let you suck my dick Ill get a fair trial here?Oh, I dont think so.I dont think that mouth is big enough, sir. I was framed.. Denver Allen was charged with murder for the beating death of a fellow inmate at Floyd County Jail. Web1 2 3 '.I 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 1. Rick and Morty Heres a snippet: Allen: I dont care. Here is just one part of this very colorful transcript: ALLEN: I jack on white boys DURHAM: Why dont you do it right now? Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith took on the roles of Denver Fenton Allen and Judge Bryant Durham, respectively. LexisNexis Brief Analysis produces powerful, near-instant legal argumentation insights using the power of AI. Nor does his mugshot: So in some ways Im more troubled by how Judge Durham conducted himself: Call me overly sensitive or politically correct, but Im not a fan of a judge referring to butt boys and telling a defendant he look[s] like a queer. The defendant was being exceedingly contumacious, to be sure, but a judge should really act more judiciously. transcript Denver Fenton Allen As the transcript shows, the hearing quickly became unusual. Respectfully calling a judge sir while telling him his mouth isnt big enough to fit his big donkey dick is such a savage move. Registration or use of this site constitutes acceptance of our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. web pages Sentenced to Life After Murdering Fellow Jail Inmate And- and if you say anything else, Im going to add twenty days for everything you say. The exchange was fully reenacted in the style of Adult Swim show Rick and Morty by the Adult Swim staff and YouTube user Tiarawhy. The babies will be going : "Daddy, Daddy, help me. You have a constitutional right to be a ***. Send tips toblake@dailycallernewsfoundation.org. newsletter. He needs to be in prison until he dies.. ALLEN: I dont give a fuck who youre referring to. But the whole fiasco provides a useful reminder about the legal system: It is run by humans and they are all very susceptible to emotions just like everyone else. ALLEN: Listen, this this is kangaroo court, sir. Who are you going to- who are you going to hire ? WebThis is the transcript for the Denver Fenton Allen court case back in 2016, in which followed a funny exchange between the defendant and the judge. Ill make sure you get a copy of the indictment. All the white butt boys love me to death too. It gained notoriety to the point where even Rick and Morty did a sketch on it. ALLEN: Ive got a big old donkey dick for that ass. I could see it in you wen I came in the courtroom. Denver Fenton Allen Please also read our Privacy Notice and Terms of Use, which became effective December 20, 2019. Again, this really happened in a courtroom. The exchange captured in the court transcript descended from there, with Durham finding Allen in contempt of court. }_,R+i>Mh
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Durham said he doubted those claims and recommended that Allen go to trial with the attorney rather than represent himself, prompting Allens incredibly crude tirade. The fact that this took place in Georgia simply reinforces all the negative stereotypes we northerners have about the south. Denver Fenton Allen, 33, pleaded guilty Monday after Judge Billy Sparks denied Allens motion that he killed Stephen Rudolph Nalley in self-defense after just five days in the Floyd County Jail, the Rome News-Tribune reports. JUDGE: Youre obviously fixated on butts and dicks. Please consider making a one-time contribution to Vox today. Allen later tried to draw another judge into a verbal sparring match, but instead of taking the bait the judge simply had him removed from the courtroom. You got to have a big old mouth to get this *** in it. -and now youre telling me that I've got- Ive got to-. State of Georgia vs. Denver Fenton Allen JUDGE: Well, you know, they may have done it but I dont think that he had anything to do with it. On June 17th, 2016, a pretrial hearing was held by Judge Bryant Durham. JUDGE: Do you know anything about criminal procedure? Denver Fenton Allen, the man accused of beating a fellow inmate to death, pleaded guilty but mentally ill on Monday. After pleading guilty, he was then sentenced to life in prison. transcript ;Q0h:$gQ0Qh\D($m:^|: E Allen who suffers from delusions and schizophrenia, according to a state evaluation that still found him fit for trial was sentenced to life in prison Monday, prompting him to threaten to kill people in the courtroom, including the assistant district attorney. This video is intended for entertainment purposes only. Im guessing that Denver Allen suffers from some mental health issues. Do not sell my information. I know everybody else in the courtroom has enjoyed it, but you can go now, and if. She Locked Her Husbands Friend Out of the House. Im going to try to get a different public defender. ", -everyone has enjoyed it, but you can go now, and if-. Man who gained fame for crude Rick and Morty courtroom Why dont you do that right now? You know you look like a queer. you have the- you have a constitutional right to be a ***. WebI do not own any rick and morty related footage in this video. Allen then abruptly veers back into sexual topics, once again boasting about his formidable penis. Denver Fenton Allen Fuckman-Ass Judge and Donkey-Dicked Murder Suspect Are Americas Greatest Comic Duo, Murder suspect threatens to kill judges family, Anatomy Of A Contempt Just Keep Telling The Judge To F**k Himself, Add AI Research And Catching Up With Your Law School Buds To The Career Growth List -- See Also, Reach out just to catch up. Denver Fenton Allen an animatic shown at san diego A faithful, word-for-word recreation of one colorful day in the American court system featuring Defendant Rick and Judge Morty. Denver Allen Only 1% of Soy Sauce is Authentic. JUDGE: How many hands do you have to have to do it? WebDenver Allen then walked around the prison telling everyone about it, he was proud of bashing the persons head in. This is maybe my favorite thing the internet has ever provided to me. Fuckman-Ass Judge and Donkey-Dicked Murder Suspect Are Americas Greatest Comic Duo [Gawker]Murder suspect threatens to kill judges family [Rome News-Tribune], Earlier: Anatomy Of A Contempt Just Keep Telling The Judge To F**k Himself. After a competency evaluation, Allen pled guilty to the murder in late 2017 and was sentenced to life imprisonment. ALLEN: Well, OK, so now youre calling me a queer in the courtroom? For example: Ah yes, escalating contempts for repeatedly telling a judge to perform a sex act on himself weve seen this trick before. State of Georgia Vs. Denver Fenton Allen Rick and Morty Adult Swim. He told me if I wanted him to do a good job, I had to let him give me oral sex. Allen further claims that his defender conspired with doctors so he would receive a false diagnosis of mental illness, and he accuses him of concealing evidence from his own murder case. The two discuss the possibility of one of the criminals convicted by Morty ever escaping, while Jessica expresses her hope that Morty will switch to a safer career for the sake of their growing family, citing the open offer to work at her father's carpet store. Listen.Suck my dick.Shut up, listen to me.Suck my dick you fuckman. Durham at first seemed to ignore the remarks, and tried to tell Allen he could not get a new attorney. WebDenver Allen then walked around the prison telling everyone about it, he was proud of bashing the persons head in. ALLEN: Theres things in discovery hes supposed to give me, the incident and told me that it was the discovery. Allen Transcript Former ATL columnist Keith Lee issued this verdict: THIS IS THE BEST COURTROOM TRANSCRIPT OF ALL TIME. ALLEN: Thats what Ive been trying to get, he didnt give me pictures of the crime scene. Denver Allen was charged with murder for the beating death of a fellow inmate at Floyd County Jail. Online transcript written by Clive "James" Python . I- you know, I- But Im- Im supposed to- Im supposed, to have a right to get an attorney- That-. You know that if you smile, ALLEN: its a violation. You know something, Ill be honest, Mr.Allen, I really dont believe that. A skeptical Durham informs Allen that he doesnt have the right to fire his public defender and receive a new one, and he warns Allen that trying to represent himself in a murder trial would likely end badly. No, Im saying I got the indictment- Uh-huh. Youre obviously fixated on butts and dicks. Update: Courtroom smackdown! Judge and defendant get nasty a I think he's saying hes given you everything he has. ALLEN: Youll find out how nasty I am when I murder your whole family, bitch. Millions turn to Vox to educate themselves, their family, and their friends about whats happening in the world around them, and to learn about things that spark their curiosity. is admonished for 'highly inappropriate' exchange with defendant How about his ? Are you ready to suck, now ? The transcript, which was posted anonymously on Imgur Tuesday, begins with a rather mundane though grisly topic. Why its so hard to get answers on long Covid. The judge later said sorry for taking part in the inappropriate exchange. JUDGE: Stupid, you know youre youre just completely completely have no idea of the English language. And when Rick and Morty re-eneact the obscene, offensive and downright vulgar exchange you say, that cant possibly be verbatim. Otherwise, they might let their emotions get the best of them and while those emotions can culminate in heated exchanges in a courtroom, they can also show up in unfair, punitive rulings. -and Im not gonna work with this attorney. ALLEN: Well, reckon you can suck my dick? Were not in(laughing) Australia. STATE OF GEORGIA VS DENVER FENTON ALLEN JUDGE:OK, ahem.. OK Mr Mr Allen Upon pronouncement of the sentence Allen threatened the lives of several people present in the court room. It gained notoriety to the point where even Rick and Morty did a sketch on it. JUDGE: That thats fine, I mean, thats up to you. Youll find out how nasty I am when I *** your whole family, ***. In a June 17 hearing , Allen told the judge, F you and repeatedly implored him to s my d. ALLEN: You reckon you reckon if I let you suck my dick that I could get a fair trial here? State of Georgia Vs. Denver Fenton Allen My top 5 lines and exchanges: 5) I fuck white boys. In his June 17 hearing, he seeks to have his court-appointed defense attorney fired and replaced with a different one. We're about five years off of Best Buy having a 'Legal Troubleshooting' department, aren't we? ALLEN: I mean, if you wanna suck my dick, you can do it any time now, we can get this court ordered. The defendant, Denver Fenton Allen, was accused of beating another inmate to death. Web1 2 3 '.I 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 1. JUDGE: You dont have a right to a specific attorney. You can read about the actual case here. Heres how that second studys findings look in chart form, measuring the proportion of decisions that approve a defendants parole request: Obviously, its good for defendants and their attorneys to know this. And if you say anything else, Im going to add twenty days for everything you say. Here is just one part of this very colorful transcript: DURHAM: How many hands do you have to have to do it? Some Work Things Are Optional. Durham: I know you dont. JUDGE: Youve given him everything you have? Just look at the HPV shot. You know you look like a queer. Assistant District Attorney Luke Martin said Allen targeted his smaller cellmate in an attempt to boost his reputation at the jail. ALLEN: No, Im not talking to the bastard. ajc After the hearing Judge Durham recused himself from the case. Allen: Well, okay. His rejection of a public defender in favor of representing himself, which is why he does so much talking in this transcript, doesnt inspire confidence. Ill knock their brains out with a fucking hammer and feed them to you I will murder you, your whole family, your kids. When they get together, theyll produce the most explosively funny and profane court transcript of the year. Im supposed to get criminal background records, investigational summaries. Denver Fenton Allen was in jail for making terroristic threats. ALLEN: Im not going to hire nobody, Im going to try and get a different public defender. Knitting, perhaps, Some things we just dont share with the class, Kamala Harris Has Been Busy Breaking Judiciary Ties, DOJ Makes Radical Argument That Inciting Violence Is *Not* Within The Scope Of The President's Job, Working To Incorporate Legal Technology Into Your Practice Isn't Just A Great Business Move -- It's Required, Add Ai Research And Catching Up With Your Law School Buds To The Career Growth List See Also, Thomson Reuters Practical Law The Journal: Transactions & Business, The State Of Todays Corporate Law Departments, MyCase Continues To Simplify Law Firm Accounting, Right Where You Manage Your Practice, Meet LINK: The Easy Way To Handle All Your Document Workflows On Your Mobile Device In A Single App, Four Tips For Solo Attorneys To Build Their Marketing And Media Relations Skills, First Impressions Are Worth Millions For Summers. JUDGE: OK, I dont, you know, I know Mr Wyatt pretty well and I dont think he has the ability to make doctors at Central State do anything. This Aint One Of Them: Get to figuring your way around AI sooner rather than later. ALLEN: but hes not complying with discovery. State of Georgia vs. Denver Fenton Allen is an animatic of Rick and Morty, featuring versions of Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith, playing the roles of Denver Allen and Judge Durham in a word-for-word reenactment of the court case of the same name. Bryant Durham, Contempt, Contempt of Court, Denver Allen, Denver Fentoa Allen, Gay, Hudson Hongo, Keith Lee, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Oral Sex / Blow Jobs, Pro Sanity, Pro Se, Pro Se Litigants, Rudeness, Sex, State Judges, Stephen Rudolph Nalley. I was framed. JUDGE: No, youre fixated on butts and dicks. Obviously, this is a very extreme case. ALLEN: I can see it in you when I came in the courtroom. DURHAM: Do it now. Feel like its high time for yo mamma jokes to make a comeback actually. ALLEN: Can we get a court order to get my dick sucked, sir? For any questions about our guidelines or partnering with us, please contactlicensing@dailycallernewsfoundation.org. JUDGE: Oh my goodness, youve got plenty of that over in jail. Hes making more money from Hogwarts: Legacy than her anyway. Heres a snippet: Allen: I dont care. Allen Transcript The defendant, Denver Fenton Allen, was accused of beating another inmate to death. Infamous transcript of about Mr Allen, a murder defendant, who kept on shouting obscenities at the judge and then threatened to kill members of the judge's family. At Least Your Colleague Spat Wasnt This Bad: Some things we just dont share with the class. I fuck white boys.You know you look like a queer.So now youre calling me a queer in the courtroom.I didnt call you one. 2023 Breaking Media, Inc. All rights reserved. It was released on Adult Swim's YouTube account on August 4th, 2016. JUDGE: There is there isnt. In his June 17 hearing, he seeks to have his court-appointed defense attorney fired and replaced with a different one. I know I dont have to let- Do you know anything- Im-, - this guy- suck my ***- Let-let-let me- let me- let-. JUDGE: OK, I tell you, if you need to tell me something, I want Ill let you come up here to the podium so you can speak into the microphone, and I can hear you. We accept credit card, Apple Pay, and Pauses and all. Durham apologized for his behavior. He is currently in Floyd County Prison in Rome, Georgia, USA. Durham later recused himself from the case and issued a public apology for his role in the exchange, the Rome-News-Tribune reports. Youve given him everything you have ? TIL the trial of Denver Fenton Allen, where he claimed his attorney requested sexual favors of him and requested a new one and ended up exchanging profanities with the judge, threatening to kill the judges family, and the judge challenging him to masturbate in court. By the end of it, the defendant has told Hes had doctors at Central State Hospital ? JUDGE: You know something, Ill be honest Mr Allen, I really dont believe that. A self-proclaimed "knock-off" of a vanity card is then shown as the video ends. Yes sir. You know something? an animatic shown at san diego A faithful, word-for-word recreation of one colorful day in the American court system featuring Defendant Rick and Judge Morty. We want to know your views on law firm policies and culture. from georgia (word for word) in the voices of rick and morty. The Daily Caller | 1775 Eye Street NW | Suite 1150-290 | Washington, DC 20006. Update: Courtroom smackdown! Judge and defendant get nasty a JUDGE: OK, well I.. Ill bet they do, and I bet all the rest of them do too. JUDGE: OK, if you want if you want if you want the indictment, Ill make sure you get a copy of the indictment. 246 0 obj
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ajc Ill bet everybody enjoys sucking your ***. ALLEN: You aint supposed to smile in court. State of Georgia vs Denver Fenton Allen You know, Im sure mines- Im sure mines not. Do you know anything about cross-examining witnesses ? ALLEN: You will, but you want me to fuck you in the butt then, right? Durham verbally fought back, provoking him with other insults, until Durham eventually adjourned the hearing. And if you say anything else, Im going to add 20days for everything you say. Have you got it all out ? Denver Fenton Allen, 33, pleaded guilty after Judge Billy Sparks denied a motion in which Allen claimed he killed Stephen Rudolph Nalley in self-defense. I dont think thats going to get you a fair trial unless you have every one of the jurors do it, Durham replies. English Infamous transcript of about Mr Allen, a murder defendant, who kept on shouting obscenities at the judge and then threatened to kill members of the judge's family. Oh yeah anyway, this dude killed his cellmate and just got life in prison. That is not surprising, given that he represented himself. Im not going to work with this attorney. Financial contributions from our readers are a critical part of supporting our resource-intensive work and help us keep our journalism free for all. is admonished for 'highly inappropriate' exchange with defendant State of Georgia Vs. Denver Fenton Allen UPDATE (8/4/2016, 1:40 p.m.): At San Diego Comic Con, the panel for the Adult Swim show Rick and Morty took the transcript to a whole new level, turning it into a fabulous cartoon. Having a suspected murderer repeatedly tell you to suck his dick while you try to get him to listen is not what you signed up for. The exchange captured in the court transcript descended from there, with Durham finding Allen in contempt of court. That is not surprising, given that he represented himself. Its certainly up there. on the Internet. an animatic shown at san diego A faithful, word-for-word recreation of one colorful day in the American court system featuring Defendant Rick and Judge Morty. You reckon if I let you suck my dick that I could get a fair trial here? Allen says. The video's background featured various characters from Rick and Morty and Futurama. ALLEN: youre telling me that Ive gotIve got to I gotta go to trial with this fuck man over here. And when Rick and Morty re-eneact the obscene, offensive and downright vulgar exchange you say, that cant possibly be verbatim. hb```c``d`b` |, Ka
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Is She Wrong? Have you got it all out? ALLEN: Well, go fuck yourself, suck my dick. Durham: How many hands do you have to have to do it? Addeddate 2018-01-13 20:21:11 Identifier JUDGE: OK, thats fine. See our privacy policy. You know, youll be in jail so long you wont have a chance. There- there isnt- you have a right to an attorney. And a study from 2011 found that judges are more likely to be lenient on defendants earlier in the day or after they take a break, such as lunch. JUDGE: Do you You know what, no. ALLEN: and Im not going to work with this attorney. Denver Fenton Allen, 33, pleaded guilty after Judge Billy Sparks denied a motion in which Allen claimed he killed Stephen Rudolph Nalley in self-defense. In June 2016, Allen made national headlines for an obscene, 11-minute exchange with Superior Court Judge Bryant Durham in which Allen threatened to kill the judges family and made repeated graphic sexual threats. ALLEN: No, Im saying I got the indictment. reprimanded Durham, pushing him into counseling, a judge literally beating up a public defender in Florida. You will be here in court on MonYoull be here sucking my dick.. And no, its not over it aint over until theres discussion of masturbating in open court: Yes, theyre getting it. Because its really important for the court reporter to capture ever single word of this gem of a transcript. State of Georgia vs Denver Fenton Allen JUDGE: I can smile any time I dadgum want to! Im guessing that Denver Allen suffers from some mental health issues. TIL the trial of Denver Fenton Allen, where he claimed his attorney requested sexual favors of him and requested a new one and ended up exchanging profanities with the judge, threatening to kill the judges family, and the judge challenging him to masturbate in court. State of Georgia vs Denver Fenton Allen Allen was charged with murder, and his trial was scheduled for the next week. I aint going to trial with this lawyer present. ALLEN: This lawyer has made sexual advances on me, he, ALLEN: Hes mis misrepresenting my case. These two need a reality show ASAP, just as soon as this guy gets out of jail for murder + all the contempt charges he racked up there for telling the fuckman judge about his donkey dick. SNAP boosts kept millions out of poverty during Covid. Sentenced to Life After Murdering Fellow Jail Inmate -documents that Ive read- If you- if you want- if you want the indictment. We are going to have the trial Monday week. State of Georgia Vs. Mr. Allen Transcript, Advanced embedding details, examples, and help, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bjDkQR57fA, Terms of Service (last updated 12/31/2014). Denver Fenton Allen Court proceedings do not often go off the rails in this way. STATE OF GEORGIA VS DENVER FENTON ALLEN JUDGE:OK, ahem.. OK Mr Mr Allen JUDGE: I am indeed, and youre going to find out how nasty I really am. Linguists Explain Slang Trends Through History, Drone Captures Video of Mauritius Underwater Waterfall Illusion from Above, For Anyone That has Ever Worked Retail, These Rants are For You, The Last Great Moment of Elvis Career was this Chilling Performance of Unchained Melody. me the only thing on discovery is a four-page indictment. Now, I definitely completely think thats. ALLEN: criminal background records, I want. JUDGE: How can I have grandkids if I dont have any kids? Can we get a court order to get my *** sucked, sir ? Im subpoenaing yalls *** in the courtroom. This court transcript of alleged murderer Denver Fenton Allens exchange with the judge at his hearing. Reader support helps us keep our explainers free for all. As the transcript shows, the hearing quickly became unusual. WebDenver Fenton Allen (Uncensored Edit) In addition to animating the transcript, Why directed and animated an opening to the video parodying Judge Judy, as well as a post-credits scene to the video, featuring the voices of Blake Swift as Rick and Morty and Amber May as Jessica.