They took you on affirmative action quotas, but its good youre leaving Miami. thank you Dr Eku and may your gods ever reward you for your good deeds.. Abeykelly //]]> I love Miami and feel good in any place because I love the good of every culture. I was polite about it, however he just started to go off on me! Miami is a live city with many different cultures and ethnicity and that is something you cold northerners will never get! Most south American countries pretty much speak the same language, are Catholic, eat rice and beans, listen to a very similar type of music, reinforce the same archaic gender stereotypes, encourage girls to get married and pop out babies asap, are extremely homophobic and dont really promote education. Douchebags Db PS- I CRAP on conservative Cubans. I think the only place United States you can do that. once again his email address is (. Those of you who have posted percentages, please do your research before you post erroneous data and information. Get over yourselves!!! Practically every country in South and Central American and the Caribbean is represented, and YES, they are all different in the their own way. The writer it seems has not fully experienced the good, the beautiful, the intellectual brilliance and the warmth of the people. says: Matt Meltzer Girls ect. The ones that still live in Miami hated it, took offense to it, and didnt see the humor in it. You read that right, 190+. 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Thats what normal human beings do ! I just wish it was more culturally diverse, as when I grew up in the north, because culture allows one to grow as a person, diversity in any city is very important. Yes.South Americans are unique . Though I do love the surroundings. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ High crime, medicare and auto insurance fraud have consequences that accrue on other individuals. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; Us primitive mortals here in Miami, will enjoy the beaches and fresh air. Christine I type this as I pack my books. says: Tamao de imbcil! mysticjeanie that might be my favorite comment Ive gotten on this article. It just happens to be in the United States. It's not bias.. You can also call me with my number if you want to know more +15022552717 Most bartenders have no idea how to make a proper drink- they think Long Island Ice Teas are supposed to be blue, and garnishes are for uppity white establishments. This article is very funny, so dont take it personally. Aparentemente sus temas favoritos de lectura requieren cero aprendizaje. I contacted Spiritual Doctor named Dr. Samura from posts I saw on blogs. Had several telephone interviews last week!! On top of that there is a lot of tourism from Europe, and all over the world! Its not going anywhere. Miami is flat, with nothing to see other than the beach. says: I would say the overall IQ of Miami residents is substantially lower than most big cities. I cant tell you how many times I hear this from people that I went to elementary, junior high then high school with. The reinforced gender roles ensure that each person is only half of what they could be- so that they need to rely on the opposite sex to do what a single average person can do in other parts of the country. Matt reminds me of neighbor next door in condo where I live. Cuban food is more authentic than the food in Cuba. Ex Husband WebKyle Munzenrieder January 16, 2015 8:30AM Miami is a melting pot of douchebags. else output += unescape(l[i]); var output = ''; for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ los angeles is a better city. 25. We not only dont need the pittance cheap scum like you spend here.we have enough trash .dont need more. I moved to a beautiful place McDonough Georgia, but desperately miss Homestead and south dade. Rick, you are a complete moron!! Probably largely due to the misogynist culture. (16) Do you have a low sperm count? says: Also, back in the 70s, Miami was full of whites and Cubansvery few other minorities and ethnicities. (5) if you have any sickness like ( H I V/AIDS ),(CANCER) or any sickness. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) I couldnt see one good thing about it, not one. //]]> Tony writes: //Arizona Is Full of Douchebags, According to Estately [CDATA[ Douche spotter - Facebook .besides im not going anywhere. Its not possible to get out of the heat anywhere outdoors. I cant tell if it was when the priest in the E-class cut me off (and 4 other lanes of traffic) on 95S to switch from the 395 EB exit to the 836 WB exit, or if it was the time a white Escalade ran me down in broad daylight and left me to die on the street (woke up in Jackson), but somehow I knew that this mono-cultured depraved a-moral shit hole of a god forsaken swamp was an utter decrepit sham of a city. says: A while ago I complained bitterly on this website of how I was confused and didnt know what to do about my parents divorce. After wringing out tons of comments not only here but in other places I felt moved to sputter to say that is not about the culture but the Government. You are a gagging knuckle-dragger. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_FSrZl5Z3Y4').innerHTML = output; Yep, cold and all and I am thrilled. BTW in my high school(I just graduated with Honors) we have some kids who not only got accepted(me amongst them) BUT are going(Im ALSO amongst them) to be attending Brown, MIT, & Yale. After 8 years of marriage, my husband left me and left me with our two kids. Love you Miami!!! Of course some of the points on the list are true, but like other people have said, having crummy parts is true in any other city. I bet your the one who wears popped collar polos and/or skinny jeans here you tool. Thats cute. says: Yes people out side of Miami think of South Beach, Palm trees, and the sun. I hope you get out soon or have already left! I,m so homesick for Miami. Miami A Punks Guide to Non Douchebag Activities OR CALL HIS MOBILE NUMBER +2348157534383. [CDATA[ }. 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Lying is perfectly fine If people here ever told the truth, youd never know everyone lives at home, leases a BWM, and cant get you into a club. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ Lunatics out there! Miamis Newest Douchebag. They literally cannot form a proper sentence when they speak or write. Oh im sorry im running on cuban time. (8) If you need financial stance. 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People are rude and fake and love to intimidate. First he was running around with a bunch of sleazy girls promoting sh*tty parties for Sex Energy Drink. I think after another generation here it will get better. Over 10 years of excellent service guiding tours. Some who read this may say, what do you know about this place.. else output += unescape(l[i]); And for all you haters, other states laugh at all of you here in Miami, they say bring your passport and your flag so you remember you still live in the U.S, what you Miami natives dont realize is the rest of the US speak English! You try moving from another country and starting anew and saying that the people of Miami are lazy and dumb. So on one evening,as i was coming back from work,i met an old friend of mine who asked of my husband .So i explained every thing to him,so he told me that the only way i can get my husband back,is to visit a spell caster,because it has really worked for him too.So i never believed in spell,but i had no other choice,than to follow his advice. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_UyMR44jN3s').innerHTML = output; if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_00ZzdltlVd').innerHTML = output; its pretty much hard if your of a white or european decent and male. Spanich and my Haitian My two options were move into an old town in VA, live with my best friend who moved to NYC two years ago, or come to Miami. //= 0; i=i-1){ He apologized and came back to me. Although what you say about Miami is mainly true, particularly the thing about jobs and salaries. says: I lasted 4 years in this shit hole before moving to Atlanta. My sentiments exactly!!! Miami As for clubs, sports bars, etc its a business, if they can away with water down drinks, smaller portions and charging a lot, salted peanuts to make people thirsty and order more drinks, its nothing that really hasnt been happening since dawn of bars. Hispanics are the fastest growing minority in US and this City is what it is today because of this growing minority. [CDATA[ Ive read a lot and not just hear. You can contact him Via this email . Whether it Paris, NYc, LA, Berlin, Moscow, Bogota. ONE FINAL NOTE REGARDING LITERACY: I speak Spanish fluently, Im a gringo or cracker (and had been called that to my face by Cuban doctors in the hospital where I worked jejeje) AND THE ONLY ONE TO PASS THE TRANSLATORS EXAM FOR SPANISH ON MY FLOOR. says: The articles was hilarious and on point!!!! or call him via his mobile number +2347060458352. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)